kiss - push-ups
…how many can you do?
Are you fucking joking
he is possibly the sassiest person alive
except that he’s not alive
My headaches.. They think i may have this disease and a spinal tap is the only way to diagnose it and sometimes will help the pain from the headaches
Its so annoying that my parents don’t want me to get this spinal tap -.-
omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever
im still laughing about this they were so mad omg
lolol i wanna watch the farrah abraham sex tape but i dont want to pay for it
ok im trying to creep and find my new friends from work on facebook
and apparently like none of them have one except one and now he’s going to think I’m a creep
